I heard when my uncle got his new house he kept getting tons of oranges out of nowhere once a month. Apparently the previous owners were subscribed by the local orange farmer and forgot to end it. My uncle didn't contact them at all so he still gets free oranges.

Somewhere in the depths of the annual easter market on a middle school, a faint door emerged in the corner of a classroom. A kid stepped out like it has never seen the day of light in a year: 'For 2 euros we can tell half of your future. For 5 euros we will tell your entire future till death, per person,' 11 year old me screamed. Two young girls approached me and sat down while my best friend, my coworker, appeared in front of them.
'What will it be gals?' she asked. 'Entire future please,' the young girls said. We both took one of their hands and traced our fingers down their handlines while squinting our eyes looking for clues. Me and my friend looked at eachother. Serious business is happening: 'There is a positive and a negative red line in your life,' we pointed at the first girl. 'The negative thing is that your dog will die tragically so you will grief for about 15 years. But the positive thing is that you will become famous.' She indeed had a dog ( i still don't know how we managed to guess that). 'And you...' we pointed at the second girl. 'You will die at 40 but will find the love of your life very soon.' She got a bit pissed but i think we balanced it well to give her a wonderful love life before dying so young.
We got 10 euro's for fake fortune telling for one sesh. And i forgot how many we earned for more different sessions but it was a lot. While the rest was selling tosti's, hotdogs, trinkets etc, we were doing mischief at its best. However, hours later 3 boys stole 300 cash money in the schools charity box. So it can always go up a few levels.

'Bald people are either people who juggle or Lax Luthor.' - bf 2025

It's weird how you can switch fast from finding comfort in crowds to getting overstimulated at parties drawing in a corner within a week.

I decided to not go to this art exhibition that a few people i know host it. In this exhibition all the visitors can make an artwork together which sounds fun. But i will sit like a child completely lost in their own world having almost zero contact with people contemplating about my life decisions in silence. Besides, it's loud and I usually want to look around me, even though I don't know why. People always ask me if i'm looking for something even at concerts. I'm rawdogging every inch of this moment that only one subject doesn't only exist. It's everything which my brain can't handle in a short time.

After a bowl of sweet pho me and my friend continued walking towards the stores she had to go to. Getting poppers for the second time the bald cashier in the sex shop recognized her immediately. 'Hey yesterday she didn't wore anything, haha.' joking, moving around with his body holding the counter. 'that's always her daily outfit.' i said. They joked around, i forgot what they said exactly because i got distracted by the amount of vibrators hung on the wall in this bedroom sized store. He said: 'The other day a beautiful woman came to my desk and asked: ,,do you have a vibrator?,, and i said: ,,ofcourse i have tons of vibrators,, and then she said: ,,yeah but i need one to put me in it,, and i got so confused but then i realized OHH wait! she has a dick! but she looks like a woman. i fall for women but wait a minute...' he put a on smirk and came out to us as if the door were theatrical curtains. i love this man.

I've been looking for caterpillars the entire morning and never got to catch them. The last time i saw one was previous year dangling on our table in the garden. A very spikey one with black and red colors which looked fascinating. I was hoping to see something different today, but I think the woods behind my house don't want me to see other sick things they have to offer yet.